Welcome to My Undeath (Parody of Simple Plan's "Welcome to My Life")

Do you ever feel like breaking skulls?
Do you ever feel like eating brains?
Like you just want to kill someone,
And no one understands it?

Do you ever wanna kill grandmas?
Do small children make you drool?
With their tiny heads and tender flesh,
and brains that're oh, so yummy?
No, you don't know what it's like
To have been changed by one small bite.
You don't know what it's like
To be undead.

To be chased.
To be bit.
To be changed to a zombie.
To be run away from.
To be hated for what you are.
To always suffer intense hunger,
And no one's there to feed you.
No you don't know what it's like.
Welcome ot my undeath.

Do you wanna be alive again?
Are you sick of living a horde?
Are you desperate to find a good cure,
Before the change goes too far?

Are you stuck with a smell you hate?
Are you sick of everyone running,
with their working limbs and high-pitched screams,
while deep inside you're starving?

No, you don't know what it's like
To have been changed by one small bite.
You don't know what it's like
To be undead.

No, you don't know what it's like
To have been changed by one small bite.
You don't know what it's like
To be undead.

To be chased.
To be bit.
To be changed to a zombie.
To be run away from.
To be hated for what you are.
To always suffer intense hunger,
And no one's there to feed you.
No you don't know what it's like.
Welcome ot my undeath.